Zed Sweetchucks

PERSONAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME(s):	Zedekiah Leonard Sweetchucks
NICK NAME(s):	Zed, Zeddy, Creep, Freak Boy, Rainbow Ma-Bobber, Loner, Glasses Geek, Trench Coat, Steady Zeddy, Zeddy-Weddy, Z, Rainbow Sprite, Dead Zed, Mr. Claw, Scarface, Austin Powers and Rainbow Sprite's Love Child, Rainbow Boy, Mr. Zeddy-Man, Leo
AGE:	Eight
BIRTHDAY:	11th September
NAME MEANING:	Zed - God is Fair Leonard - Like a Lion Sweetchucks - n/a But I did find it on one site but it was too long-winded
STAR SIGN:	Virgo, but he doesn't believe in horoscopes.
SCHOOL GRADE:	Back in Mexico, he had an A average. He's yet to join South Park Elementary.
LEFT/RIGHT HANDED:	Left handed.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES:	Mexican and English. But he doesn't speak Mexican a lot, in fact he refrains from using it.
NATIONALITY:	American/British. His Mother is American while his Father is partly British, but brought up in America.
RELIGION:	Catholic, and he is very religious.
LIFE GOAL:	To find his parents again (he won't admit that one EVER) and be 'normal'. Even though he is unsure what 'normal' is.
SPECIAL POWERS:	He can phase out from the world and just stand there, thinking his own thoughts until someone disturbs him. Also because of his hearing aid he can probably hear someone whispering across a room. Also he can't feel any physical pain, so he's totally numb. He can't feel anyone's touch, not even himself.
NOTABLE SKILLS:	Zed has an excellent balance and can play the drums well. Balance meaning he could go on a balance beam and not fall off, or land on his nuts on the bar even though he's considered sterile. Plus he has excellent abilities in the arts and writing circuit. His drawings and sketches are far superior to other eight-year-olds, as well as his writing, adding such descriptions. Then there is a special skill Zed rarely talks about, he can sometimes sense ill-beings, such as deaths happening, he can feel their pain mentally but not physically. From an early age he could pick up vibes from people, sensing if they are distressed, upset, angry, happy etc. So his emotions are up a notch then other children, since he can't feel physically, he senses it mentally.
NOTABLE WEAKNESSES:	When it comes to family galas and occasions, you can obviously see Zed is hurting inside since it brings back sad memories he has of his family. He keeps away from Family Picnics, and will only go if Dion goes, because he is the only true family Zed has. Also puppets is his one weakness, so he'll never see the 'Chucky' movies, or go to shows where they have maniqunes or ventriloquist dummies.
LIKES:	He LOVES gravy. He always eats all the gravy left over after a roast or meat meal where gravy is involved. He'd dip bread in, and he even drinks it like a beverage once he runs out of bread. He loves the song 'Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls, he views it as his theme for it basically explains how he feels about the world, and he'd sing it to his crush if he'd only get the guts. Also he's into the whole Voodoo thing, if he meets someone he dislikes, he'll spend a lot of hours making a voodoo doll of that person. Oh yeah, he's also somewhat of a pervert sometimes, since he has seen sites of bestiality or whatever that is, and well... yeah. He is known to make a snide perverted comment now and again. Zed is in dire need to touch or feel something but he can't. Pervertedness in him stemed from wanting to see and witness things, since he can't touch them. But then there's the mix that he doesn't care if people are naked or not, he just keeps his feelings well hidden in those kind of situations at any given moment he sees someone naked, or something perverted.
DISLIKES:	The one thing Zed loathes more then anything is being unable to feel pain. He's envious of us who go 'Ow' or something like that when we have any pain inflicted on our bodies. To feel pain is the one thing he's longing to have. He also hates being treated harshly, he's still a human being yet people treat him so differently. Also being called a smartass because he knows quite a lot about any topic there is, except Judism. He's lost in that category. He also hates being left out of things, if there's a group activity and two kids choose who's on their group, Zed takes it harshly when he is the last to be chosen. He also hates crying.
FEARS:	The fact of being abandoned by his parents, Zed is afraid that he will be left behind again by anyone. Another fear he has is puppets, the first record of him seeing puppets was on the TV, which was Lambchop. I'm not even sure how that scared him, but now Zed is petrified of puppets, dummies and other such things. So he's freaked by Mr. Hat when he says he'll kill him.
HABITS:	Zed's main habit is plucking anything from within his jacket, he has many pockets, hiding many things within them. Also when he has been totally hurt emotionally, it begins to rain inside his glasses, and he turns off his hearing aid to block the world from him. When troubled, Zed usually pulls from under his black shirt his Cross and toys with it in his hands, usually he claims he's talking to God while he does that, due to his strong faith.
PERSONALITY:	Explain this dude's personality? Oh boy... Well Zed has got abandonment issues since he was abandoned by his parents, so when he makes a friend he obviously makes sure they remain it. He's doesn't care much for anyone or anything, since he views it that the world wants nothing to do with him, he shouldn't have anything to do with the world. So he doesn't get offended easily by anything or anyone. It takes a lot to become his friend, showing that you care about him is one way, and showing you have slight interests is another. Oh, and being nice. But he doesn't really take that into consideration that much. If you're willing to hear him go on about how he got there, then he'll view you as a friend for a while until he's proven otherwise. He's fine with being ignored, or even hated. He'll just treat that person the same way she/he treats him, since he believes in that one statement from the Bible. No he isn't a Jahovah's Witness, if any he wishes they'd all fall off the planet. Also he believes in 'live and let live', so he will basically let anyone do what they want with their lives and he wouldn't interfere, believe that we all have a destiny, and messing with someone else's is as bad as leaving a potato in the microwave. He also has a trust problem, he can nor will trust nobody for a long time, or never again. Since he put all his trust into his parents, who told them they loved him and never would leave him, and then they did, he felt betrayed. So now when he makes friends, he doesn't trust them with anything and nothing. It takes a lot, and I mean a LOT to get Zed to trust you.
HISTORY:	Zed Leonard Sweetchucks was born on the borderline of America and Mexico. He was born with silver hair with white streaks and blue eyes. He has normal skin tone but had birth defects. He was born almost completely deaf (90% hearing loss) so he underwent surgery when he was older and soon recieved his hearing aid at the age of one. Another strange physical disablement was that Zed is completely numb all over, he can't feel a thing. Imagine being under antiseptic or that needle that makes you numb, which's how Zed is all over his body. He can't feel the human touch, not even his own body. There was no cure to help him with this problem, so he is stuck with it for the remainder of his life. But he was a terrible baby, being Chrolic and crying all hours of the night and sometimes refusing to eat at all. In his first year of school, Zed soon acquired glasses. His eyesight had been failing him, because of a pigment in both eyes he got glasses. After that, he became ahead in his studies, but never went ahead a class on account he was afraid of making new friends, but the ironic thing was he never had friends to begin with. Zed was a very loud child, saying how he felt at times, which usually, the truth hurts. So Zed went friendless for his schooling years in Mexico. His only friend being his lizard he named Pentium who he used to believe could talk to him, and only him. But Zed was unaware of the danger his family was in. His Father and Mother had been with the Mafia years before, and had fled to start a family, along with a LOT of money. So the Mafia was chasing his parents, and soon his Father found out they were on his tail. The only way out was to get out of Mexico and leave the country. Downfall is he didn't want his son to be put through all of the shit they had been in. So one night, they fled, leaving Zed alone by himself. To make things harder, they lied to Zed and told him they were going on a second honeymoon, and he'd be there only a short time. Little did he know that would be the last time he'd ever see his parents alive. So Zed (with his pet lizard Pentium) lived by themselves for three whole months without the help of parents. Zed remained inside the house for the whole time, refusing to leave the house, because his Mom had promised him that she'd phone him. The months passed and Zed grew more and more discouraged. After three months of life alone, Zed just ran away from his house in search of his parents. He thus walked, with his pet lizard Pentium (whom he believed could talk to him) from Mexico. He kept walking, and walking. Soon after a month of walking he came to a small town with a store, he found a metal bar and thus broke the cash register, and stole some money in coins. He ran from the store, in fear of being caught. He ran through the woods, and came to a frozen over lake. He spotted a small sled on the ice, and besides it, a hole. He ran up to the hole and looked in, and there was a five year old girl drowning in the water. He pulled her out of the water, onto the strong ice. He would have stayed with her but the sound of the police approaching scared him, so he took off again. Unknown to Zed, the little girl believed from then on God saved her, showing that Zed does have an impact on people's lives without even meeting them. But soon he was soon found by the police after leaving the small town. By then he was withdrawn, refusing to talk to anyone for his fear of not trusting anyone. He was even refereed to as an animal since he snarled at a policeman and the only way to get him into the car was by coaxing him by food. Thanks to some of his belongings in his pockets they traced 'Sweetchucks', and soon discovered the 'Piltdowns'. Zed was thus whisked away to South Park, to his aunt and uncle of whom he had never heard of. Soon things began to talk to Zed in his mind, telling him if he changed his looks his parents would be shocked when they come to see him. So he snuck out one night and went to an all night chemist and returned home with boxes. That night he dyed his lovely silver and white streaked hair into a dazzling array of colours. Bright greens, reds, yellows, pinks, purples, blues and oranges sparked his hair. But eventually Zed learnt the truth. He and Dion found a letter, from his parents saying how they couldn't cope with Zed any longer. This broke Zed's hopes and dreams of his parents, and his life in general. He fell into a depressing state, staying in his room and not daring to venture out again. While he was home, he had a major reconstruction of his room. The walls painted black, dark grey curtains, and mostly neat to the surprise of many. Also he had a computer where he spent a majority of his time on, either taking it apart and putting it back together so he has some computer knowledge. He uses his own words for parts and bits of the computer, so try to talk PC's with him, you'd probably get confused. Zed had soon missed a lot of schooling and had to catch up. Zed's met a lot of interesting people who he's become good friends with, making him feel not so alone in the world. Making him feel better, but feeling good to him didn't help his pain or suffering mentally. But school had ups and downs, Zed was teased yet again. One time he was in a fight with fifth graders, and one of them punched him, breaking the glass of his right lens and it shattered into his eyeball. Zed lost the sight of his eye, and in hospital it was taken out leaving him with a scar over his right eye where the glass had pierced. He now has a fake right eye so he can only see from his left eye.
MEDICAL NOTES:	His hearing problem, and now he's able to turn off his hearing aid, thus blocking the world of sound from him. Plus his eye problems, if his glasses are gone Zed is left blind as a bat until he finds them, or breaks then while trying to find them. To add to the list is his physical problem about not being able to feel pain. He's also considered sterile due to tests after he had... pain in the area when he's older. And then there's his glass eye.. later on the track there's the metal plate in his head and the bio-mechanical claw... Geesh.
CATCH PHRASES:	"Death is a journey I wish to undertake."
SPEAKING MANNERISMS:	Zed's voice used to be perky and happy, but now his voice has become scratched and sore. Due to crying for his parents for three months, his voice will remain that way for lengths of time, only sometimes clearing up.

APPEARANCE

HAIR:	His hair was naturally silver with white streaks, but now dyed yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, red, orange. And it�s spiked up and messy majority of the time.
EYES:	Bright sky blue.
SKIN:	Caucasian.
WEIGHT (lbs):	49 lbs
CLOTHES AND PERSONAL BELONGINGS:	He now wears a black shirt with his long blue jeans with large cuffs at the bottom. He also wears this brown jacket which goes down to his ankles. He has many pockets on the outside of the jacket, on the arms and on the inside. His belongings are inside the jacket, including juice, a photo of his Mom, his lizard, and other things you'd want, or don't want to know about. Under his black shirt Zed wears a Cross, with a light purple stone in it�s center, and it�s arms colored silver with slits of emerald and pink on it. His Mother gave this to him, since she believed he was her Miracle in life, and he�s barely never without it, even when swimming. The only time he doesn�t wear it is when he has to go into surgery or have a doctor�s appointment, but only then is he without it.
NOTABLE FEATURES:	The hair kinda sticks out like dog balls on most days. Plus his round glasses adds to the out standing appearance he has.

SOCIAL INFORMATION

BEST FRIEND(s):	Raven Closefield, Missy Barnes
WORST ENEMY(s):	His parents, or as he says but in reality his worst enemy is himself
BOY/GIRL FRIEND(s):	None
CRUSH(s):	He crushes over his first best friend, Raven Closefield but never will admit it, until it's too late most probably.
IMMEDIATE FAMILY:	Anthony Piltdown (Father) Deborah Piltdown (Mother) Mimi Piltdown (Sister, further down the track)
EXTENDED FAMILY:	Andrew Piltdown (Uncle) Jemima Piltdown (Aunt) Dion Piltdown (Cousin)
RELATIONSHIPS:	Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick: He hates the famous four and wishes they'd die and burn in hell. He 'Whoo-Hoos' when Kenny dies thus getting smacked up the head by Kyle. Raven Closefield: These two share a close bond between them. Both being abandoned by their parents and feeling alone, they found each other and became best friends. They hate everyone around them, so they enjoy annoying them and arguing with them. Plus they share a love of writing and drawing, so they have 'quiet time' where they don't speak, just write or draw together. Missy Barnes: Zed and Missy get on well. Mole believes they are having an affair, but Zed views Missy as a good friend. He calls her 'Little Miss', while he allows her to call him 'Z'. Missy lost her parents too, so once again there's a slight connection of both knowing how it feels to be abandoned. Rita Budd: Zed finds Rita a very kickass girl to be around due to her personality. Plus he calls her Spike due to her hair, while she calls him Creep. If anyone else calls Zed Creep, he takes it as an offence, but if Rita says it, it's okay by him. Heidi Klayborn: One of the few people who will put up with Heidi, Zed finds her a good friend as she cheers him up. She calls him Rainbow Ma-Bobber on account of his hair, and he calls her Blonde-Tails. What is this with Zed and nick-names? Fin O'Riely: Although they didn't get along well at first meeting, Zed and Fin are pretty good friends now. Fin was just jealous that Heidi (his girlfriend) was spending time with Zed. But Zed assured Fin that he knows Heidi is his girlfriend, and he respects that. Plus he would never steal a girl from anyone. Dion Piltdown: Zed loathes his cousin, even though Dion does cook for him and do his washing. They have a slight bit of 'love' between them, and you know what kinda love I mean! Dion's dog Fred doesn't like Zed, even though Dion likes him. Eve Eliterfin: Zed scares Eve quite frequently, even when he doesn't want to. He once told her that she looks similar to his Mother, Deborah. This freaked her out more, and told him she isn't. He replied he's aware of that, but it seemed soothing to see a face which looked so familiar to him. They basically get on well, but don't speak much. Tina Alvereze: Tina and Zed get on quite well, joking here and there about people who Zed dislikes, thus cheering him up slightly. Palle Halvblod: Even though these two haven't spoken that much, they share the same interest in computing technology so these two would get lost in their own PC world if given the chance, and if Zed knew the real terms for PC parts. Bobby Maphesto: Zed views Bobby as probably the only person he can trust in the world, since Bobby is very nice and friendly towards Zed, more then his other friends are. Zed would probably do anything to help Bobby, if he ever needed it. And Bobby would do the same for Zed, since Bobby has given Zed a special whistle so if Zed is in trouble, just blow on it and Bobby would come and help him out.
PETS:	Pentium his pet Iguana, and later on in life he gets a Persian Cat named Fluffy.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

CREATOR:	Cartman's Girl (duh)
E-MAIL ADDRESS:	fazzalari_tina@hotmail.com (you should know that by now)
FIRST APPEARANCE:	Technically �Glasses and Trucks� by Cartman�s Girl, but since that was scraped it became �The Melvin, The Witch and the Fatass� by Cartman�s Girl and Kickme.
WHY?!:	Well, Zed is basically my depressing character. When I'm in a depressive mood, I write some of Zed out and he talks how I long him to. Frank and honest to everyone. And sometimes a creepy joking guy who just hangs around.
CREATION:	Oh Zed was fun to make. Zed first came to me around the same time as Dion. I was watching that classic and corny 'Police Academy II' movie. There were two new cops, Sweetchucks and Zed. I watched the movie, and then thought about what would happen if the two combined. Thus Zed was thought up in my head. A dude with glasses, freaky standing up black hair and a weird voice. I forgot about Zed for a while until I found a sketch I had done of him. He was to have black hair, but I changed it to rainbow hair. His jacket was to be a normal leather one, but then I gave him my jacket which I own. I was going to have Zed really just stay there while his parents were on honeymoon, then I turned evil and made it that they abandoned him there, then changed it to that Zed had stayed in his own house for three months. I gave Zed the 'I hate the world attitude' and so Zed came to be. Now for his other characteristics, mostly in the physical appearance topics. The scar on his eye first originated from Scar (The Lion King villain), first I thought just a scar would do him. No way! Make him loose his entire eye-ball in the process! So that was done. The glass eye thing came from 'The Last Action Hero' (stared Arnold Schwartzeneger), the villan in that had a glass eye, and had a wide collection of glass eyes to wear, which Zed now has. Secondly his metal plate in his head came from the Nickelodeon show Pete and Pete (I didn't watch it much, damn parents) and I learned their Mom had a metal plate in her head. I stuck it to Zed to see if it would fit, it did so it remained. Plus I threw in that it picked up any signal (cell phones, truckers, radios, satellites) at any given moment. Zed's metal bio-mechanical claw came from Dr. Claw off Inspector Gadget (loved the show), and threw in that it can produce any little tid-bits for fun. So as you can see, Zed is based on many layers of television watching and movie goings on, so he popped up.
WRITING FOR:	My own little creepy kid is... kinda complex. Even I'm having a dickens to explain this dude to you all. Since he didn't have friends before, Zed now is somehow making them rather easily, as easily as he makes enemies in the same instance. He doesn't seem too enthusiastic about things, weather it's death, life, war or anything. But he does act sarcastic, or acts like a girl with the hyper voice which he can't do well, but it makes his friends laugh. He tends to comment on people to himself, out loud, on purpose. So he offends people easily if he really wants to. Slightly cheery, slightly miserable, he has basically any emotion on hand at the touch of a button except tears.
FUTURE:	This lad has quite a future ahead of him. While he is in high school, the first year and first term, he is in a serious car accident. He suffers severe head injuries, and has a metal plate put in and at times, it picks up radio signals from planes, radios, and so forth on clear days. By the time Zed is 18, his life plummets for no particular reason. He turns to drugs, and does many a crime to get money for them. He was never caught until he attempted to rape a small girl, and he was thus arrested. He was sentenced to jail at the age of 21, for a maximum of eight years. Zed was on good behaviour, and got out when he was 23 and a half. Zed soon joined rehabilitation and got off his drug habit and tried to rebuild his life. After all of his friends or enemies from school have families of their own, Zed is still single, plus a virgin if I could add. When he is 35 he learns that his parents have been murdered by the Mafia. The other down-side is they had a daughter named Mimi, who was sent to him so he could look after her. At least six months later Zed was in yet another car accident, this time his right hand had been mangled so badly it was amputated. But there was a mix-up at the hospital, and Zed was given a bio-mechanical claw which is able to produce small goodies (flame thrower, gun, knife, drumstick and other stuff), and it became the 'Ultimate Parenting Tool'. Also Zed grows to be around 6'5. He also gets his ears pierced, two ear rings through each lobe. He also grows a goatee under his bottom lip, somehow announcing his natural hair colour. Eve though he is old enough to leave South Park, he doesn't since he's grown to 'like', just a teeeny bit like South Park.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:	Gee you expect me to think up something ELSE to add to this guy?! Well... yes. Zed does say that he hates his parents, but in all honesty Zed is crying for them with all his heart. If he was asked for one wish, and one wish alone, Zed would wish that his family was together again. That is why family galas upset him so, and he usually speaks how he really feels to Dion, but only when the two are alone. Zed is also somewhat of a nudist, he doesn't care if he's naked and someone sees him, or if he sees someone naked. He believes that we're naked all the time, we're just covered in material which hides our true selves. He also doesn�t believe in horoscopes, or fortune telling. He believes that we all have a future, and it�s all planned for us, so whatever we do effects it. Even if he did have a lay out of what he�d had to do, he probably still would go against it, living his life the way he wants to, not caring about what other people think. And that�s IT on Zed for now! PHEW! I�m spent, see you guys later! ::C.G walks away::