| FULL NAME(s): |
Tommy Flanegan McCormick
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| NICK NAME(s): |
Local psycho, Kenny clone
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| AGE: |
2*
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| BIRTHDAY: |
*liberated on August 17
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| NAME MEANING: |
"Tommy"- twin (that's a coincidence!)
Flanegan- something Irish I guess
McCormick- something Irish I guess
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| STAR SIGN: |
Endenite (Unarian zodiac)
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| SCHOOL GRADE: |
2.0 (invalid)
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| LEFT/RIGHT HANDED: |
Right.
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| SPOKEN LANGUAGES: |
English.
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| NATIONALITY: |
White American.
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| RELIGION: |
Unarius (of all things!)
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| LIFE GOAL: |
Uncover truth to Kenny conspiracy; score with a hot chick. |
| SPECIAL POWERS: |
Nonewhatsoever. |
| NOTABLE SKILLS: |
Happens to know how to work with cryogenic freezing; has an eerily good pulse on the true state of the US government via espianoge; can hotwire vehicles. |
| NOTABLE WEAKNESSES: |
Falls in love too easily; never thinks things out; can't drive.
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| LIKES: |
Singing, adventure, spying. |
| DISLIKES: |
Getting dumped, being inactive.
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| FEARS: |
The US Government and all other forms of government for that matter, almost all machines (just those that aren't his) |
| HABITS: |
None.
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| PERSONALITY: |
Tommy's a nice guy. Exceptionally. He's so horribly steeped in his own paranoia it's almost impossible to piss him off- not that anyone would. Often apologetic and forgiving- for the sake of hanging onto friends. Not a very serious thinker or talker- he'll quickly churn up sick jokes only pedophiles would enjoy- hoping to buy just a little more time to avoid issues. Also a hopeless romantic; blinded by cliches; foolhardy enough to think children could have sex if their relationship was "special". |
| HISTORY: |
Unlike most others, Tommy was not born at all- he was engineered. At an unknown date, he was simply created in the form and mannerism to that of Kenny McCormick- just another model in a huge series of clones who's true purpose is still a mystery. While living out his numbered days as Kenny in South Park, he meets up with his pen pal, Dana Jemm, who was supposed being exploited by some sicko grown-up (who turned out to be the Fifth Baldwin Brother). "Kenny" had been imprinted with false memories that he was exploited in some way too and felt obliged to save Dana and defeat Jacob Baldwin's perverted ass. Somehow all this broke the cycle for this Kenny clone; he didn't die like he was supposed to and decides to leave his hood off. Unfortunately whoever or whatever created him didn't care and simply started sending more clones. The rebellious Kenny kept killing them off as they showed up one after another; but soon realized it was hopeless. He decided at last to ditch South Park with Dana for the neighboring town of South Hole. He has since adopted a whole new name and look in hopes of finally being an individual. (see Dana's bio for extra info) |
| MEDICAL NOTES: |
Was not biologically born; has premature raging hormones; slight decrease in aging due to continued cryogenic exposure.
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| CATCH PHRASES: |
Nonewhatsoever. |
| SPEAKING MANNERISMS: |
Sounds exactly like Kenny without his hood- only more exuberant. |
