| STAR SIGN: |
Cancer
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| SCHOOL GRADE: |
3rd grade, straight F student.
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| LEFT/RIGHT HANDED: |
Ambidextrous.
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| SPOKEN LANGUAGES: |
English, Italian, Spanish (so she thinks), Pig Latin.
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| NATIONALITY: |
Italian.
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| RELIGION: |
None, unless Sheila Sr. makes her Jewish anytime soon.
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| LIFE GOAL: |
WORLD DOMINATION.
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| SPECIAL POWERS: |
The use of pinwheels to inflict pain on enemies, the ability to eat
five gallons of yogurt, and the ability to make such high-pitched sounds that only the ears
of a dog would be able to pick up.
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| NOTABLE SKILLS: |
Torturing Kyle, perverting everything, and driving practically
everyone crazy.
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| NOTABLE WEAKNESSES: |
She doesn't have much patience or tolerance, that's for sure!
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| LIKES: |
Cartman, pinwheels, Cartman, sugar rushes, world domination, anything
that doesn't piss her off.
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| DISLIKES: |
Kyle, annoying stuff, Kyle, anything that pisses her off.
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| FEARS: |
Mostly really pointless things to be afraid of. Like custard pies.
She's afraid of them! Who knows what else?
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| HABITS: |
Pinwheels, ignoring whatever she doesn't want to hear, beating up the
'shmegegges'.
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| PERSONALITY: |
Sheila's pretty complex. She usually comes off seeming really bitchy and
obnoxious, but she CAN be nice and understanding only if she wants to be. Sheila's got a
strange imagination, and sometimes doesn't appear to be all that smart, but again, she can
be if she wants to be. Even though Sheila has a 'super heroine identity' entitled Psycho-Bitch,
sometimes she's more than just that.
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| HISTORY: |
Not much is known about her history, although it is known that her
parents are into Mafia activities, and she was thereafter adopted by Sheila and Gerald
Broslofski, her aunt and uncle.
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| MEDICAL NOTES: |
Once suffered allergies to Cheesy Poofs and Cartman (!). But that was
resolved. But, if Sheila ever has to get out of anything she doesn't want to do, I'm sure
she'll conveniently catch a bad case of typhoid fever if the need arises. ;P
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| CATCH PHRASES: |
Any Yiddish words (shmegegge, spatzel, etc.). "I've got a pinwheel and
I'm not afraid to use it!" "COOKIE!" (in reference to Cartman). And probably lots I don't
remember.
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| SPEAKING MANNERISMS: |
Loud and in great abundance. (i.e. She rarely shuts up!)
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