| FULL NAME(s): |
Alison Joan Marsh |
| NICK NAME(s): |
Allie (don't call her that to her face, though), the Bitch, Pippi Bitchstocking |
| AGE: |
8.
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| BIRTHDAY: |
May 21st. |
| NAME MEANING: |
Alison means "Exalted Nature"
Joan means "God's Grace"
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| STAR SIGN: |
Taurus.
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| SCHOOL GRADE: |
A+.
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| LEFT/RIGHT HANDED: |
Right.
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| SPOKEN LANGUAGES: |
English. |
| NATIONALITY: |
American.
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| RELIGION: |
Protestant.
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| LIFE GOAL: |
To live a life where she won't be annoyed by complete idiots. (Hey, she's only eight. She'll think of something better later). |
| SPECIAL POWERS: |
None. |
| NOTABLE SKILLS: |
Naturally intelligent (she has a genius IQ!), has a lot of street smarts, is a great fighter, is good at working to get what she wants, is good at thinking up ideas to solve the problem, she's no slouch at sports either. |
| NOTABLE WEAKNESSES: |
She's just plain mean! She's nasty. She's bitchy. She'll cheat to win a game. She's bitchy. She prejudges people. She's bitchy. She's arrogant. She's bitchy. She's egotistical. Oh, and did I mention "bitchy"? |
| LIKES: |
Terrance and Phillip, Anime, Video Games, Reading, Her Friends, Watching TV, Winning things, Looking better than others, Being the best at things, When she does well on things, and beating the shit out of or crushing emotionally the people who get in her way or annoy her. |
| DISLIKES: |
Clowns, Trivia games, Most people in general, annoying people, people who piss her off, and she doesn't like pets that people keep in tanks... just because she doesn't see the point. |
| FEARS: |
CLOWNS! Clowns, dammnit! Clowns! Alison's terrified of clowns! It's pretty much a crippling fear. She becomes irrational and overly emotional when dealing with them. |
| HABITS: |
When she's thinking about something intently, she rubs the hair in the ends of her braids between her fingers.
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| PERSONALITY: |
Alison has an attitude which can best be described as "Screw you!" She doesn't have a lot of patience for many things, and isn't always very tolerant of people. Alison has her own set of standards for what's cool and what isn't, and considores people/things stupid if they don't live up to them.
She has a firey and foul tongue, and is a bit of an egotist (but she isn't vain, oddly). She insults people who she doesn't like often. If she doesn't like you, she'll say so. Another good thing to mention about Alison is that she has beaten people up on occasion, but she never beats them up for no reason. They have to annoy her or piss her off first, and it doesn't take much to annoy her or piss her off. Alison's a person who faces problems head on. She's usually very good at that, considoring she's the most intelligent person in the group (she's a straight A+ student). Alison's very good at thinking up ideas to work towards solutions, and they usually succeed. Usually...
Alison also has her semi-famous fear of clowns. She's terrified of them and will usually break down in fear when she sees anything related to them. |
| HISTORY: |
About a month after Cartman and Erica concieved, Stan and Wendy, who both wanted children, decided to have a baby as well. Nine months later, they had a little girl who they named Alison Joan. Alison was always a fussy and pretty disagreeable baby, but Stan and Wendy did their best to discipline her as she grew older. When Alison was two, her parents took her to the circus. Alison had fun at first, she loved the rides and the elephants and the candies and snacks her parents gave her, but at one point she wandered from her parents to go look at the elephants. When Alison looked back and saw her parents weren't there, she started to cry and call out for them. As she did so, a clown found her and tried to hug her, Alison screamed, thinking the clown was going to get her, but her mother found her and brought her away. Ever since then, Alison's had a crippling fear of clowns.
Contrary to popular belief, Alison didn't get her bitchy personality because she was spoiled, because she never was. Unlike most of her friends, Alison takes after her mother more than she does her father, and thus inherited both Wendy's intelligence, and Wendy's bitchy personality. From the time when Alison was three to five years old, her father Stan was working in a hospital people he hated. He was irritated about this, and would come home constantly complaining about all of the "stupid idiots in the world" who plagued him in the office every day. Alison seemed to learn from his example, and she slowly became intolerant of the people who annoyed her or pissed her off and other "stupid idiots in the world." One of the few people who didn't apply to this description was her best friend, her "Cousin" Joseph. Since Kyle and Stan were always very close, their children, who were the same age, grew up together. The two of them liked each other a lot, but when Alison started to become eight, her like of her best friend turned into love. However, Joseph didn't return these feelings, and eventually yelled at her for trying too hard and attracting the gossip of their classmates. Alison walked away heartbroken and took her rage out on Sean, who had a crush on her, and Felicity and Robert, because she was jealous of the fact that their love succeded. However, the damage Alison done was fixed up, and Kyle and Stan helped put her friendship with Joseph back together. Even though Alison still harbored feelings for him, she gave up trying to be his girlfriend. Their friendship is still strong, however. |
| MEDICAL NOTES: |
Has clownophobia (or something like that), chipped one of her baby teeth, but they put bondage on it to make it look normal. This won't be a problem when she loses the tooth.
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| CATCH PHRASES: |
None, but has been known to borrow her dad's and mom's on occasion.
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| SPEAKING MANNERISMS: |
Alison sounds like her mother, but when she talks she sounds way more sarcastic and cynical. She usually doesn't talk in the sweet manner her mother did unless she's trying to trick someone. |
